Sexy Motherpucker by Lili Valente

Sexy Motherpucker

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom. WRONG. Let’s back this up a sec… Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend...

Title:Sexy Motherpucker
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Edition Language:English
Format Type:Kindle Edition
Number of Pages:316 pages

Sexy Motherpucker Reviews

  • Tami Talbert
    May 01, 2017

    I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other faili

    I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart.

    Brendan and Laura have always been able to banter with one another as friends. But after they take their connection to a physical level over a few summer nights, Laura believes their relationship has changed. But when Brendan suddenly sprints away returning his heart back to its protective cocoon, he leaves Laura dejected and trying to accept that they’ll never be more than friends. But Laura finds herself hoping to be able to break through the protective walls Brendan has built around his heart. And despite how he tries, Brendan can’t get his mind off those magical nights and the beautiful woman he spent tangled up with, their limbs twisted in hot sexual passion. Though their feelings for each other do finally burgeon, will Brendan and Laura be able to let go of the boundaries each of their hearts has created and find their way to building a life together and sharing their love with one another forever?

    Brendan and Laura were an absolutely perfect match, and the hot and sexy connection they shared virtually shot sparks from my iPad. Sexy Motherpucker brought forth such a myriad of emotions from me including moments of nail biting as well as hysterically laugh out loud moments leaving me with tears in my eyes. In addition to the amazingly sexy and steamy romance, Ms. Valente has included one delightful element to Sexy Motherpucker which was Brendan's daughter, Chloe. She added such a fun and entertaining twist to this fantastic and sexy romance which definitely drew me in even deeper, if that’s even possible. Once again I proclaim that Lili Valente remains the queen of hot and sexy romance winning me over with her characters every single time, and Sexy Motherpucker is no exception. I now am left anxiously waiting to get my hands on her next novel to meet another new couple and read a story I know I am going to fall in love with.

  • Maria✦❋Steamy Reads Blog❋✦
    May 22, 2017

    ➦What do you do when you walk in on your boyfriend wearing your thong?

    ➦Ok, first of all, don't panic. Calmly explain to him that it's just not your jam and collect all your underwear. Then proceed to the nearest bonfire.

    ➦If, by some chance, while burning your intimates, you happen to meet a sexy man who volunteers to burn his own boxers out of solidarity - just go with it.

    ➦In all honesty, he's probably trying to get into your pants. Again, just go with it. God know you need it.

    ➦Anywh

    ➦What do you do when you walk in on your boyfriend wearing your thong?

    ➦Ok, first of all, don't panic. Calmly explain to him that it's just not your jam and collect all your underwear. Then proceed to the nearest bonfire.

    ➦If, by some chance, while burning your intimates, you happen to meet a sexy man who volunteers to burn his own boxers out of solidarity - just go with it.

    ➦In all honesty, he's probably trying to get into your pants. Again, just go with it. God know you need it.

    ➦Anywhooooo. If you like romance with whole bunch of humor in it then you'll probably find this novel thoroughly entertaining! It has a hot single dad hockey player for a hero and a fake relationship trope. I really enjoyed this story, I laughed and I cried at the end, some scenes were too stinkin' cute.

  • Sandra Shipman ~ Two Book Pushers
    May 02, 2017

    Sexy Motherpucker is the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by one of my favorite authors. I know when I open a Book by Lili Valente, I will be in for a ride. It could be a sexy and light ride, a filthy twisted dark ride or something in between. This series has the perfect blend of sexy, fun, and filthy talk. If you read Hot as Puck then you might remember the cranky but sexy single dad Libby's older sister Lauren. I knew something was brewing between these two...

    Brendan and Laura had o

    Sexy Motherpucker is the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by one of my favorite authors. I know when I open a Book by Lili Valente, I will be in for a ride. It could be a sexy and light ride, a filthy twisted dark ride or something in between. This series has the perfect blend of sexy, fun, and filthy talk. If you read Hot as Puck then you might remember the cranky but sexy single dad Libby's older sister Lauren. I knew something was brewing between these two...

    Brendan and Laura had one wild weekend together full of orgasms, talks, and long walks on the beach. Then it was over. Brendan walked away. He wasn't ready for what he knew Laura wanted and needed. A relationship. It wasn't just him he had to think about. He had to think about his daughter Chloe too. He lost his wife three years ago and since then it's only been him and Chloe. After his weekend with Laura he was scared. Scared of what could be. Also scared of what could happen if it didn't work out. So they went back to being friends. Awkward friends but still friends. And then he asks her for a huge favor. One that could change everything. To be his fake girlfriend. For one weekend. But he also has other plans...

    Laura was already halfway in love with the cranky, sexy, father of her favorite little girl when he asked for this ridiculous favor. She knew it was going to be weird. But they are friends and she would do anything for him and Chloe. Even if he breaks her heart all over again. It's been four months since the first time around but it's still fresh especially when they see each other almost daily and she looks into Chloe's eyes. Ones like her daddy's. If she is going to get through this weekend, then she has to give a performance of a lifetime. To act like a perfect girlfriend while also acting like she is over him. It's only a few nights, how hard can it be? Very, very difficult especially when Brendan has plans of torturing her with his sexiness, sweetness, and mixed signals. Can they get on the same page before it's too late?

    I love Brendan, Laura, and Chloe! Brendan and Laura might have some obstacles to conquer but one thing is for sure...they both love Chloe like crazy! She is not a girl to be in the background. She is full of energy, sassiness, and road-trip bingo. She is one of my favorite little ones. And Brendan is one amazing single dad to her. They have fun but he will put the hammer down when he needs to. Anyway...back to this whole love thing. Brendan and Lauren's chemistry is both beautiful and beyond hot. Their banter is fun. And the connection between all three of them is magical. Even if Brendan has a big butt (Inside the book humor).

    Overall...Lili scored another goal with this one! It's beautiful, hot as hell, and funny as fuck. It's the perfect blend really. A wonderful addition to the series. I can't wait for the next book.

    Quotes:

    There it is again—that loving, devoted daddy side of Brendan that makes my ovaries explode. I am helpless against it.

    “Because I believe in pursuing excellence in all things,” I say, biting my lip as his grip on my wrists tightens. “Or at least all the things that matter.”

    “I’m not ready to be this close to your parents.”

  • Becca
    May 05, 2017

    Eeeep, I loved this book so damn much! After Justin and Libby’s book, I was really curious about Laura and Brendan. And they made my kindle to explode! I loved every minute of this book.

    Lili Valente is an amazeballs author. Words totally fail me when I want to express how much I enjoy her writing style. And this story is so damn well-written!

    Laura and Brendan totally couple goals! They’re so cute together! And little Chloe, oh, yes, I loved her, too!

    Can’t wait to read more!

  • Ivy Deluca
    May 10, 2017

    Full review also posted on

    -The sitch. Laura, the sister to the heroine of the first book, has been friends with Brendan for a while now, as they both work for the Badgers, one as captain of the team, and Laura in PR. Brendan’s wife unexpectedly dies (off page, and well before the series begins) and he is left with raising his daughter on his own. He’s concerned about beginning any relationship, for obvious and understandable reasons, but he has a passiona

    Full review also posted on

    -The sitch. Laura, the sister to the heroine of the first book, has been friends with Brendan for a while now, as they both work for the Badgers, one as captain of the team, and Laura in PR. Brendan’s wife unexpectedly dies (off page, and well before the series begins) and he is left with raising his daughter on his own. He’s concerned about beginning any relationship, for obvious and understandable reasons, but he has a passionate encounter with Laura that doesn’t go any further than that one time. A bit of time passes and he realizes he needs to make his in-laws believe that he is capable of moving on and taking care of his daughter, and he turns to Laura for help. And that’s when the real fun begins, and you guess it, romance happens.

    -Was concerned at first. As the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series begins, I’m not gonna lie. I wasn’t sure how I felt about the setup because second chance romances, especially after such a traumatic event like a spousal death, are a delicate business. You want to believe that the reasons that it didn’t work out, or why your hero and heroine didn’t work through whatever issues they had is legit and reasonable. Mostly, I was scared I was going to think Brendan was a butthead. *blinks* But then, Ms. Valente chose to continue with the dual first person POV, Brendan explained, I was all on board with this romance.

    -Lagged a wee bit in the middle. If there was anything to quibble about, is there is a bit of time between Brendan and Laura reconnecting and when things blow up that felt almost too perfect, too settled. It wasn’t bad, and had its fun moments, but I would have loved to see Ms. Valente actually delve into those family scenes, since they’re so integral to this romance. I will say that by the end, the way it all resolves itself and the big scene at the end still made me happy-sigh and I enjoyed myself as far as the romance. The hockey, on the other hand...

    -Hockey is still just an accent, not fully integrated. It’s a sprinkle on top of this cupcake. It’s fine but if you love alot of authentic hockey scenes in your hockey romance, there’s not alot here. If you’re fine with it being a sprinkle, rock on.

    I’m really digging Ms. Valente’s series and Laura and Brendan’s sweet romance, and while a bit uneven, the humor and sexy times far outweigh my concerns with pacing. I’d recommend it for casual hockey romance fans. I love the teaser for the next book, and I can’t wait to check that out.

    **ARC provided by author via PR for review**

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  • ConfessionsofaRomanceJunkie
    May 12, 2017

    CoaRJ review by: Candice Marie

    ***I was provided with an ARC in an exchange for an honest review***

    This was only my second book read by this Author, and she's fast becoming an addition to my automatic "one-click" list! I really enjoyed the glimpses of sassy Laura and broody Brendan that were given in Libby and Justin's story, and very intrigued to find out more about them. So it was with great anticipation that I began to read this book! Laura and Brendan weren't exactly what I expected, and I a

    CoaRJ review by: Candice Marie

    ***I was provided with an ARC in an exchange for an honest review***

    This was only my second book read by this Author, and she's fast becoming an addition to my automatic "one-click" list! I really enjoyed the glimpses of sassy Laura and broody Brendan that were given in Libby and Justin's story, and very intrigued to find out more about them. So it was with great anticipation that I began to read this book! Laura and Brendan weren't exactly what I expected, and I actually really enjoyed that! It was a pleasant surprise to find that Laura was a lot more relatable, wonderfully quirky, and vulnerable than I initially thought, and the relationship between her and Brendan's young daughter Chloe was quite endearing! As the story progressed, I understood and empathized with the reasons for Brendan's grumpiness, my heart ached for him, and it was positively heartwarming to read of him finally thawing out and letting someone else in beneath that seemingly stern exterior. But I also loved the fact that his daughter always came first, and every move, every decision he made no matter how he felt about Laura was always with Chloe in mind first! There's just something to be said about a hot single Dad who can not only be romantic but a top notch Father as well! I occasionally very much enjoy a good sports romance, and so far Lili Valente has delivered what I've been looking for each time! This book was a quick, light and sexy read with little angst, extreme romance..(a bit OTT with the sweetness for my personal taste but still enjoyable) and lots of laugh out loud moments! If you're in the mood for something to leave you smiling and wishing for a sticky sweet HEA of your own well then, this is for you!

  • Perry ★TBBSisterhood Blog★
    Jun 01, 2017

    4.5 stars. ARC PROVIDED IN EXCHANGE FOR AN HONEST REVIEW. I shall post the review here soon!

  • Sabrina
    May 24, 2017

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    This is only my second book by Lili Valente but I am officially declaring her a must-read! Her writing is fantastic and will have you entertained the whole time you're reading her words.

    was a great read and I really enjoyed these characters. The story was very easy to just sit down and enjoy, it was romantic, just a little sexy at times, and it was just really fun to read.


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